Post by ilikegreen on Sept 20, 2008 14:43:02 GMT -8
Here are your choices. Remember Vote for [glow=red,2,300]THREE!!![/glow] 
(A question mark indicates that the limerick does not meet the Limerick critera outlined.)
Old Maid by Ilikegreen
There was an old maid from Nantuckett.
One day she was carrying a bucket.
She continued to wail,
When they called it a pail.
So, she just decided to chuck it.
Biscuit by Ilikegreen
I wished I had a biscuit.
So bad I could almsot taste it.
So I bought one,
But it was a bun.
So I gave up and said "Stick it..."
Solo Saturday by Ilikegreen
There once was a kid from Rome,
Who was moping around at home.
T'was Saturday night,
and he started to gripe.
Because he was quite alone.
Davidmm#1
I hope this does not sound too haughty
But limericks are not my true forte
I only know rude uns
And bad uns and crude uns
And ones that are ever so naughty.
Cat by Ilikegreen
There once was a lady from Maine,
This lady was slightly insane.
She once had a cat
She named her cat Cat,
When a backhoe passed down her lane.
Baloney and Spam by Jeannerene
I met an old geezer named Sam,
Who only ate baloney and spam.
“I don’t know what’s in it.
I just swallow and spit,
and I don't want roast leg of lamb?”
Davidmm#2
Limericks are good for a man
I write them whenever I can
As I write down each word
There is something absurd
In trying to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can.
Davidmm#3
A limerick's intended to rhyme
And mine do most of the time
Five lines in each verse
It couldn't get worse
Except when the last line is wrong
Drill Instructor by Jeannerene
I had a D.I. who said, “Son,
Ya' fergit how to clean yer gun?”
I said, “Drill Instructor, yes!
My gun is a big mess!”
And I dropped for one hundred and one!
New Teacher by Jeannerene
Once was a teacher brand-new,
She hid from her class in the loo.
When the bell finally rung,
She cried what have I done!
I hope they'll believe stomach flu!
(A question mark indicates that the limerick does not meet the Limerick critera outlined.)
Old Maid by Ilikegreen
There was an old maid from Nantuckett.
One day she was carrying a bucket.
She continued to wail,
When they called it a pail.
So, she just decided to chuck it.
Biscuit by Ilikegreen
I wished I had a biscuit.
So bad I could almsot taste it.
So I bought one,
But it was a bun.
So I gave up and said "Stick it..."
Solo Saturday by Ilikegreen
There once was a kid from Rome,
Who was moping around at home.
T'was Saturday night,
and he started to gripe.
Because he was quite alone.
Davidmm#1
I hope this does not sound too haughty
But limericks are not my true forte
I only know rude uns
And bad uns and crude uns
And ones that are ever so naughty.
Cat by Ilikegreen
There once was a lady from Maine,
This lady was slightly insane.
She once had a cat
She named her cat Cat,
When a backhoe passed down her lane.
Baloney and Spam by Jeannerene
I met an old geezer named Sam,
Who only ate baloney and spam.
“I don’t know what’s in it.
I just swallow and spit,
and I don't want roast leg of lamb?”
Davidmm#2
Limericks are good for a man
I write them whenever I can
As I write down each word
There is something absurd
In trying to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can.
Davidmm#3
A limerick's intended to rhyme
And mine do most of the time
Five lines in each verse
It couldn't get worse
Except when the last line is wrong
Drill Instructor by Jeannerene
I had a D.I. who said, “Son,
Ya' fergit how to clean yer gun?”
I said, “Drill Instructor, yes!
My gun is a big mess!”
And I dropped for one hundred and one!
New Teacher by Jeannerene
Once was a teacher brand-new,
She hid from her class in the loo.
When the bell finally rung,
She cried what have I done!
I hope they'll believe stomach flu!
